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Birthday commiserations

Thanks for being only moderately annoying

Excellent choice in spouse, you two!

You're welcome

Why can't you just like socks?

This is an obligatory card for your obligatory gift

It's not me, it's you

Happy birthday, hot stuff

Happy birthday and all that jazz

You're the worst person to shop for

CBF got you a gift card - red/green

Hope your marriage fares better than your houseplant

A card because it feels necessary

100% last minute gift (red)

Got you wine, drank it

My special bits think you're very special