Collection: Love

Thanks for being only moderately annoying

You're welcome

Why can't you just like socks?

You're the worst person to shop for

A card because it feels necessary

My special bits think you're very special

CBF got you a gift card

I waxed for this occasion

We'd be so much better as fuck buddies

Congrats! I give it 5 years

Here's your damn card

Congratulations & all that jazz

I require wine to put up with you

Mr & Mr