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My special bits think you're very special

Lucky for you, I have excellent taste

CBF got you a gift card

100% last minute gift

I'm obliged to wish you good luck

Stop saying bae

We'd be so much better as fuck buddies

Congrats! I give it 5 years

If this doesn't work out, at least divorce parties are a thing

Congrats! You got a prenup yeah?

If this doesn't work out, I want my gift back

Your distressed jeans are distressing

Please look after your kid better than your houseplant

Here's your damn card

Congratulations & all that jazz

I require wine to put up with you