Collection: All

Lucky for you, I have excellent taste

CBF got you a gift card

Merry Christmas and all that jazz

I'm obliged to wish you good luck

Stop saying bae

I require valium to put up with you

I waxed for this occasion

We'd be so much better as fuck buddies

100% last minute gift

Congrats! I give it 5 years

If this doesn't work out, at least divorce parties are a thing

Congrats! You got a prenup yeah?

If this doesn't work out, I want my gift back

Your distressed jeans are distressing

Season's greetings, flash sales, Love Actually

Santa's judgemental - be naughty