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I require valium to put up with you
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I waxed for this occasion
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We'd be so much better as fuck buddies
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100% last minute gift (red)
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My special bits think you're very special
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Lucky for you, I have excellent taste
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100% last minute gift
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If this doesn't work out, at least divorce parties are a thing
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If this doesn't work out, I want my gift back
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Your distressed jeans are distressing
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A card because it feels necessary
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CBF got you a gift card
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Season's greetings, flash sales, Love Actually
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Santa's judgemental - be naughty
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Good for one smooch - no mistletoe required
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'Tis the season to be naughty
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