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Here's your damn card

I don't hate to say I told you so

Stop saying legit

Cheers to banging the same person for life

Your emojis suggest you need medication

Excellent choice in spouse, you two!

Stop saying literally

Congratulations & all that jazz

Mr & Mr

Have a delightful fucking birthday!

A toast to the new Mrs & Mrs!

CBF got you a gift card - red/green

My special bits think you're very special