Collection: A little bitchy

Thanks for being only moderately annoying

It's not me, it's you

A card because it feels necessary

We'd be so much better as fuck buddies

Stop saying bae

I require valium to put up with you

If this doesn't work out, I want my gift back

Your distressed jeans are distressing

I require wine to put up with you

Your emojis suggest you need medication

I don't hate to say I told you so

Here's your damn card

Stop saying literally